Stemm academy

A school where the teachers get to fail students just because “it’s a smart kid school” when in reality it’s a place where kids get horrible grades and get kicked out of clubs they paid 20$ to get into due to those bad grades, and it is also a breeding ground for snobs who flex the fact that they got into a smart kid school.

Dammit, I failed all my classes

What school do you go to?

stemm academy

oh ok then Nevermind

by ChomikLover December 30, 2022

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors. The freshmen are awful and need to learn how to shut the fuck up.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

Crawshaw Academy

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.

the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes

by Georgia084 December 14, 2023

Bay Academy

A school also known as gay-academy, this school is filled with white girls and retarted boys that moan in the hallways and act like their gang.

“Yeah, There was another retarded kid that goes to Bay Academy”

by bay academyK July 3, 2023

Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.

"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."

by @ch7@ July 13, 2023