optimum drunk

1. Point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one's ability to chat, pull, and perform sexually.

2. Intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite sex, but not causing the other sex to think you are a complete drunk.

Guy 1: "Man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. They loved everything you said. Did you take those twins home?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was optimum drunk."

by Joe Gat March 31, 2010

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slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

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drunk gurl

ONE HOT MUDDA! yea, thats right, i said it.

"dude, look how hott drunk girl is tonight..."

by MiLTF March 3, 2004

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Biss Drunk

the act of getting totally sloshed, the drunkest you've ever been in your life. passing out before you leave the dorm room drunk.

Dude, we're totally getting biss drunk tonight..
Oh my god, she was so biss drunk she didn't even make it out of the dorm room to the party.

by strosehoes2014 December 13, 2010

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poopy drunk

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

by Magalicious September 19, 2008

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