He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.
We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.
We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.
by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017
Get the to cardmug. by Fraud4Shitters July 2, 2025
Get the blu cardmug. God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"
Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."
Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."
Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021
Get the Pokémon Cardsmug. When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024
Get the Red Lobster gift cardmug. by blockboih September 24, 2021
Get the Credit Card Nirvanamug. by Beardstud01 April 7, 2025
Get the beard cardmug. The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
Get the Gym Membership Cardmug.