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Brandon A. Walker

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.
Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends
by BrandonAWalkerthegayboy December 27, 2023
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Brandon

Look at that brandon
by maiwand December 29, 2023
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Brandon

If his name is Mystery, You already know that Brandon gets women. He gets all the money on ROBLOX tower defense.
by coolgamerawesome! May 9, 2022
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Brandon Tschetter

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!
by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024
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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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