A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.
by Tahaku December 1, 2016

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
