Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.
by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 03, 2020
by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
by Katias98 March 08, 2022
Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”
by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020
A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.
by the converse monster April 29, 2020
No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers
Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
by 333LOOZER333 June 03, 2021
A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen
My favorite wanda Stan is wanda_.simp
by Elena._23 September 19, 2021