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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.
Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
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Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.
1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023
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Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 12, 2017
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Kirkle Jerking

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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Jerk

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2018
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Panty Jerk

Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.
Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.
by PantsuGoblin June 11, 2025
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