Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head
Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!
by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017
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Goosed

A slang term used by Rust players when they die. Originated from the YouTuber spoonkid's videos.
Bro I just got goosed by a 5-man, full-metal AK!
by JQhairdigger July 03, 2023
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Goosed

the stage of pollution when drunk and high
Gav got Goosed at longitude
by goosage (•)(•) July 04, 2023
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Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all
by goofbawlll October 05, 2023
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Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.
"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
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Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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