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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel
I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger
by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024
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goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.
goose has a fucking long cock
by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022
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Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce
"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.
by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022
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Goose Away

by spaggetsalad March 9, 2021
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birthday goose

by LAkween January 14, 2022
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Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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