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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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get in the zone

a slang term used to describe going to autozone
by MindsEyeTHPS April 22, 2017
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The relationship zone

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.
Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"
by Dutchy May 4, 2017
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Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"
Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone
by RelicNThat January 23, 2018
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The "Friend-Friend-Zone"

When you have a friend that is a girl/boy and you like them and it turns out that they like one of your best friends.
(They even mention how much they like the other person and you're there like. -_-
"I was put in The "Friend-Friend-Zone" when John said how much he did not like me and expressed his love for my best friend Chloe."
by YaYeetFinnaFote May 13, 2018
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The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
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The danny zone

Named after Daniel Schmitz, the danny zone is a step below the friend zone. This zone includes, being friends with the biggest sluts in school, having a 3rd grader get more pussy than you and no sexual action at all
“ gee man I like that girl but I don’t wanna take my chances and get put in the danny zone”
by Thegoatneno78 February 13, 2019
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