Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

Your mom

Something I was doing last night

I was doing your mom

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

Your mom

The person with the world record for the most amount of fat seen on one's body

Wow look at your mom! she must have serious health problems.

by Bruhmaster69430 October 9, 2020

Your mom

No your mom

Your mom no to dad

by Thatoneweirdgirlllll July 15, 2021

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018

your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home

Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night

by OrdinaryAndog May 15, 2022

Your mom

The person i did last night

I did your mom last night

by The person who did your mom June 14, 2022