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hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".
In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend
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pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.
Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"
by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022
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Wanking my Willy

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"
by cumshotter June 27, 2022
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willy f-ers

A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.
"Look, a group of Willy F-ers"

"Indeed!"

"I don't get how that's an example"

"Indeed!"
by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009
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Willy "Wonka" Kiketel

Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members
Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?

Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)

Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original
by MistressChing February 14, 2023
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ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.
by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015
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Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.
by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019
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