jive turkey

some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies

guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather

by guyone June 3, 2008

Turkey's Nest

A shot of alcohol that consists of Wild Turkey whiskey and a raw egg white. Great for a bar dare.

He didn't get sick until he slammed down a Turkey's Nest.

by fjkdl;alsdkfj April 24, 2011

Turkey

A hoe or slut

Shut the f*ck up you dumb ass turkey

by Lorkevvv June 13, 2018

Turkey

Shit country that begs to be in the EU.

Turkey:"PweAse Let Me InTo thE Eu!11!11!1!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

Gimme-Turkey

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX

Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.

by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

California Turkey Wrap

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...

Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"

by antandtheaardvark March 26, 2009