The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 04, 2011
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christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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Turkey Faced

adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!

If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
by GrandDad November 24, 2009
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turkey butter

Eww turkey butter
by EXPODING THEIF May 17, 2017
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turkey feind

A person or persons who make a living stealing turkeys and selling them on the black market.
That guy looks a bit shady, don't you think? Yeah, biggest turkey feind.
by brayden95 February 08, 2011
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roast turkey

When your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.
Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?

Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
by Wonkadonka April 29, 2016
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Frozen Turkey

n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.
by jagger27 January 21, 2012
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