A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 04, 2011
The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
by Akit February 29, 2004
adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
by GrandDad November 24, 2009
by brayden95 February 08, 2011
Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
by Wonkadonka April 29, 2016
n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.
by jagger27 January 21, 2012