mud on my turtle

CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.

Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

Turtle Fuck

When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)

"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS

by bfica287 November 12, 2009

turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

Turtle'd

Man lying on his back and putting his knees against his chest and pushing his penis downward between his legs and having his girl reverse cow girl ride him,her ass bouncing against his hamstrings,she is on all fours. Turtle'd

i turtle'd this girl so hard the other night, her ass was bouncing on my hamstrings, my penis being extended downward felt amazing. She got turtle'd!! ....i looked like a turtle who flipped on his shell.

by Litotopnotch November 23, 2011

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge

that female has the "turtle soup" you can smell it through her clothes.

by basedchica September 19, 2011

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005