your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
by SHIITTASAURUS REX August 22, 2009
A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
by Don C. Hawantme June 01, 2007
The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
by chuckrocks October 05, 2009
The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 16, 2010
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 17, 2017
The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015