taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
by SHIITTASAURUS REX August 22, 2009
Get the Upside down toilet seatmug. A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007
Get the hold your whale, the toilets brokenmug. The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
by chuckrocks October 5, 2009
Get the courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept)mug. The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
Get the Morse code toilet papermug. Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
Get the beat my meat on the toilet seatmug. The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015
Get the gift wrapping the toilet seatmug. 1) When something happens that you’ve already experienced before.
2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
2) When you already know the outcome of a dumb idea.
“Hey Cole’s blacked out drunk and it’s 3:00pm on a Tuesday”
“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
“We’ll sounds like the same shit different toilet”
by Technicoo April 10, 2022
Get the same shit different toiletmug.