land of darkness

sarcastic origin of a really black person

"yo look at that dude right there, he ain't black, he's from the land of darkness"

by B.D. Willy October 18, 2008

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc

This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.

by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Landing Basht

The act of having a Basht and timing it to perfection as the plane hits the landing strip

James hid in the toilet on the plane back from Split so he could engage in a landing basht

by EricUncle7 June 19, 2022

boob landing

When two boob that are bare or without a bra touch each other

boob landing is when your boobs touch without a bra

by Aloooofff July 27, 2024

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020