Old World Whore

A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey

Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh

by cracklord69 March 17, 2021

old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

old-man-ish

of or pertaining to senior citizens.

"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."

"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."

by Fabah November 23, 2009

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

old sport

It's pretty rare (1 out of 100.000), but if a black man says this to a white woman it normally means he is in love with her but he's unable to show his real feelings.

"You're such a good old sport!"

by AlphaChris December 14, 2021

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"

For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.

by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013