Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.

"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"

by Tommie Johnson January 23, 2016

Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.

I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.

by Pghguy October 29, 2019

Beaver Flu

Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).

"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."

by High Pitch November 9, 2006

Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017

Beaver

The best animal to ever exist in the world.

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK

by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020