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Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
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Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
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Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
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national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
by trollerspy December 14, 2021
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Zombie

A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011
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zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011
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Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.
Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012
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