january 3

born a few days after the new year, you shouldn’t even be born in the year you were born. pathetic.

you: was i born in 2001 or 2000???
me: nah you are just a dumb bitch who was definitely born in 2001.

conclusion: people born on january 3 are fake.

by six seven eight October 16, 2019

January 2

The worst people are born on this day. Lol they short af and have no hair. bald ass kid. they are litteral trash i cant even

Person 1: why is that kid under 5,7
Person 2: oh he was born on January 2 so he finna be mad short for the rest of his life and he'll go bald too

by NO MORE NEPAL KIDS December 14, 2019

January 14

the day when the most ANNOYING people were born. like top notch annoying.

Person 1: Hey when’s ur birthday?
Person 2: January 14
Person 1: Ew omg bye

by izzyDlb April 20, 2021

26 january

TD’s birthday

Everybody say/tweet “Happy birthday Td” on 26 January

by Stevey_with_a_Y January 26, 2021

January 6th

Ewan’s Birthday

Wow today is January 6th

by Kintawako October 15, 2019

January 8th

On January 8th lick the bottom of your shoe.

It’s January 8th, let me lick my shoe.

by code red November 1, 2019

January 11th

If you were born January 11th, you are most likely a sexy square short motherfucker with blonde hair and a sweet sense of dance moves.

“Pizza time starts!? They must’ve been born on January 11th”

by Mr pizza time October 19, 2019