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Basic Training Balls

When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.
By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.
by The king 061393 May 26, 2011
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Mary Jane Train

Everyone gets a kind of marijuana smoking device, preferably a different kind; ie. bong, pipe, joint, etc. Everyone takes a hit and passes to the left forming a non-stop train of smoke till the weed is gone.
Mark: Its 4/20, lets do a mary jane train!!!
(Mark precedes to pack 4 different kinds of pipes)
Mark: Everyone take a hit and pass to the left, lets get this choo choo rollin!
by MarkusMcNugen April 6, 2010
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Gravy Train Wreck

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....
Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".
by Footguy75 August 8, 2020
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canadian steam train

Where you tuck your penis inbetween your legs and die down on your stomach, masturbating from behind. It should look as though you are a train blowing steam.
Derrick was amazed when he walked into the room to see Tom performing a pristine Canadian Steam Train.
by Therobbier June 29, 2016
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drop a train on 'em

Defined by Strong Bad when using Edgar the Virus Hunter. Simply put, to go in and kick some ass.
Virus? Let me introduce you to my main man Edgar. Come on Edgar, drop a train on 'em.
by Jayson Vester December 15, 2004
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Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.
Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!
by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003
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all terrain train

a train that does not need tracks in order to move from point a to point b. usually very dangerous and can strike without warning. in some severe cases, the all terrain train may find where you live and try to get you.
"dude where's phill today?"

"he's stuck at home with 3 all terrain trains circling his house... all he can do is wait."

"oh... ok?'
by asilb5877 October 25, 2010
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