A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.
As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.
Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"
Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"
by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009
Get the Mustache ridemug. –verb (used with object)
1) To not show up for your date at all
2) Use a corny excuse to explain your absence
1) To not show up for your date at all
2) Use a corny excuse to explain your absence
1) A bastard ghost ride one of my friend on their first date.
2) He tried to get away with it by ghost riding his way out of the hole.
2) He tried to get away with it by ghost riding his way out of the hole.
by Robert Lo February 26, 2007
Get the Ghost Ridemug. by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
Get the riding roughshodmug. The way wanna-be gangsters say "that's right".
Usually an "unnh!" is placed before this butchered phrase.
Usually an "unnh!" is placed before this butchered phrase.
"Unnh! Dad's ride" the dumbass said as he won a bar bet about Matty Alou's batting average in 1966. .342
by Downvoting Victim April 21, 2018
Get the dad's ridemug. by 808pinay March 2, 2005
Get the g ridemug. when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark
by Steve Hagar July 20, 2008
Get the riding the trainmug. It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.
Jimmy: Where Joe?
Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.
Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.
Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.
Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.
by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011
Get the Riding the Unicornmug.