A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas
by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020
Get the fat thingmug. And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.
Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the That's just a thing you wantmug. by Fastbittthhhh December 1, 2022
Get the It's a Judy thingmug. The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.
by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022
Get the things filled with beans that shouldn't bemug. Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
Get the big hamster thingmug. This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"
Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"
by 123goodbye November 10, 2011
Get the you have nice thingsmug. by Sbug Vader August 25, 2018
Get the it isn't my thingmug.