yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

test

something you'll fail

How did you do on the quadratics test?
I failed.

by notnic November 24, 2021

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio

"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"

by TheGETestTech September 24, 2019

test shooter

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.

I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.

by Lil Grail May 28, 2018

Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.

Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.

by beeixzy June 29, 2023

APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.

"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."

by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017