dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020

Arabian dirt packer

The act of filling an Arab persons intestines cement, waiting for it to dry and then going to town on their ass. Breaking up the cement and letting it crumble from their anus. Resembling a dirt concoction.

I let this taxi driver give me an Arabian dirt packer!

by The OGP September 7, 2022

Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025

goy dirt

A sebaceous secretion that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised man. Smegma, head cheese.

Rachel found Wesley's goy dirt extremely off-putting.

by Dr_Nemesis August 27, 2019

dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed

"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"

by ForJevers December 14, 2016

Dirt waldadash

A type of waldadash that lives, procreates and bends dirt. They live in dirt burrows and make holes in the ground. (like avatar the last airbender) and craves human flesh.

The best way to escape a dirt waldadash is to jump in a burrow. And if it is an air one, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED

by Don't fucking do it November 22, 2020

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016