A simp Named Crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

Slap Animal Name 2020

If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll

Slap Animal Name 2020

by ThatMooseyyMan January 29, 2020

What are the profile names here

What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.

What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Lil' (your name here)

Your dick.

You: Your mom got to meet Lil' (your name here) last night.
Your Friend: Whos Lil' (your name here)?
You: You'll find out.

by FriendIy Wizard May 14, 2021

My friend named justin

ᵐʸ friend
ʰᵉʳᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗⁱⁿ
ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵

I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin

by PHROGS January 28, 2021

My name ain't Karen.

Another way to say I don't care.

Jill said Jack should work on his people skills . Jack said " my name ain't Karen. "

by Joker!!!!!! February 14, 2021

Kiarra no middle name Johnson

Kiarra is my lovely ex wife that I love a lot <33

Used when saying Kiarra’s full name, “I love you Kiarra no middle name Johnson.”

by KaniWani April 10, 2022