pink panther surprise

When you ejaculate into your girls eyes, inturn making her retna pink.

I gave your mom a pink panther surprise

by Chris Mc. May 18, 2006

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

birthday surprise

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum

Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.

by BH October 9, 2003

Surprised pikachu meme

Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath

If you know what is is you can look it up

Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.

Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme

Me (surprised pikachu meme)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

St. Louis Surprise

The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.

Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...

by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010