sharkface

A face with shark-like features.

Look at that girls face, it has sharklife features, which maked her face a sharkface.

by Me November 20, 2004

sharkbite

Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.

A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!

by nattiesays September 13, 2010

sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.

Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.

by zeyramos September 26, 2005

shark

to quickly eat a snack or meal; to commit a sudden and violent attack on an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, I could fucking shark a hotdog; or, 'fucking hell, that guy just got sharked!'

by vladimir putin October 11, 2012

human shark

First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon

Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?

by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004

baby shark

The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark

My priest always would baby shark me.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!

My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!

by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011