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where my snitches at

A Harry Potter nerd's version of the common, "Where my bitches at" Snitches are a type of ball used in the wizarding world's game "Quidditch" the other types of balls (Not dicks) are the quaffle , the two bludgers , and the ball that this WHOLE FUCKING DEFINITION is based on, the golden snitch
Harry potter nerd: Yo, where my snitches at
Non-potterhead: WTF
by FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF July 14, 2016
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snatch struck

Snatch Struck is in referance to state a male person attains after allowing a member of the female species to use her special influance, this poontang, to override his otherwise better judgement.
He was so snatch struck by that girl, he just sat there with his dick in his hand when she said: "You may think your hot shit in a champagne glass, however you are mearly diarriha in a dixie cup!"
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sitchenario

Meaning a scenario that turns into a situation, situation and scenario.Events or circumstances beyond your control that often occur in succession.
Kristen and Addi were bowling, a disagreement occured over the bowling ball, the situation got out of hand, violence occured. It became a sitchenario.
by Addi Rose November 11, 2008
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snatch plug

dude,your girlfriend just took your car,where'd she jet to?

she's just hitting the store for some snatch plugs.
by xirtam January 17, 2008
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Snatchasaurous Rex

An annoying snatch of a wife who likes to nag about everything and blow up for no reason because she is a psycho and likes to be a whore.
Susie is a snatchasaurous rex so i am getting divorce papers.
by fed up man March 13, 2009
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Snatch Tackle

The ring hanging from a pierced clitoris.
When i went down on her i cut my lip on her snatch tackle.
by Tacobar May 15, 2009
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Snatch Fairy

Any women when she is being an complete pain in the ass!
Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!

Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?

Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
by jlebeau450 March 3, 2010
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