Slapping the Cod

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

dilly slap

(v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.

I just dilly slapped Teddy-Bear.

by zell565 September 25, 2006

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

Slapping the boss

When you are horny and on your period, thereby preventing you from having sex.

Guy: You slapping the boss right now?
Girl: Yes! I am so horny but I'm on my period...

by ianmcgreene April 23, 2010

The Money Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"

by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.

Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Cane-slap

To smack someone with a cane, especially in the face. An action almost exclusive to old people who rely on such items.

"Ha ha!!! You just got cane-slapped!"

by Eriks February 2, 2006