Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Pig Sick

Pig sick is when you feel very sick. Not to the point where you need to go to the hospital, but sick enough that you can complain to all your family and friends and instead of laughing at you, they actually sympathize.

Person 1: "Just how sick are you?"

Person 2: "My head hurts, I have a runny nose, and a sore throat."

Person 1: Woah, you are definitely pig sick."

by Tortilla Chips Hurray February 6, 2012

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

bass sickness

When the drop hits so hard that you're just standing there like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT DROP THO!" usually happens when you're at a party/rave listening to dub step or trap

kat- "dude you okay man?"

steve-" i don't know man the drop in 'one minute (dotEXEs dopiest dope remix)'by krewella i think it gave me bass sickness!!"

by djdeejay June 28, 2014

store sick

Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.

I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.

by Slurpits November 25, 2016

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024