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Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
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Spoon

To Murderer Horribly Slowly with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

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by spooningsally November 24, 2010
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Spoon

by Sevn James December 21, 2022
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Spoon

Me: Hey Spoon
Spoon: Hey
by Macdnwljebfiu3bg August 30, 2019
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Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives
Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!
by wxgharvard November 1, 2021
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Sugar Spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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