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Rusty Staub

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.
"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"
by bp yo March 29, 2010
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rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.
That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.
by Foreshadow Redemption July 5, 2006
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rusty anchor

Both previous entries are incorrect.

A rusty anchor is when you (male) are sitting on your partners face getting a rim-job whilst the rim-jobber vigorously jacks you off.
My freak-ass old lady gave me a rusty anchor last night.
by squicker September 13, 2005
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Rusty Bulldog

Homosexual sex between two gay men where gay guy #1 is in on all fours like a dog with his ball sack tucked between his legs. Gay guy #2 pukes on his own dick and gay guy #1's butthole resulting in both gay men grunting like bulldogs during orgasm.
"I heard balls slapping, vomit,2 orgasms and some dogs barking."

"Yeah those meat monkeys must have been doing the rusty bulldog!"
by Benjamin Russell February 17, 2009
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Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.
I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions
by Brock_samson November 26, 2010
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Rusty water

When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.
I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.
by skip_e March 5, 2020
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Rusty Venture

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture
by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010
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