pattle

One who used to have hair like a sheep, a proper mullet. Can't sit still at all, has to bob his head, swing on his chair, and throw stuff- all at the same time. Says freakishly random stuff constantly. Once owned a baby made of chips. Wears ballgowns to the cinema. Has a very unfortunate middle name, but a massive wank arm with a lovely name so s'all good. Often makes situations hilariously awkward. Dorky but cool, gets nosebleeds in the shower. He's one of those poeple you can't help but love. A proper ledge.

Sam: Whoa! Look at that seriously cool guy!
Molly: Dude, that's Pattle.

by MollyMollyMolly March 22, 2008

Cabble Pattle

When an obese person begins to grow breasts on their back, though they aren’t attractive breasts as they resemble cottage cheese made of skin. Cabbles are the beginnings of breasts between the armpit and the chest, Cabble Pattles are exactly the same but located on the reverse of the torso.

“She’s got Cabble Pattle, every day she eats too much food.”

by Rarse July 3, 2021

Up the creek without a pattle

In a difficult situation without a way out

Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle

by Mark Zuckerberg1 September 22, 2011

Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

by nightmare nicpon August 21, 2009

The Raspberry Pattern

Farting with the mouth

Ruth made The Raspberry Pattern

by AxlRoseGirl July 16, 2011

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022