Rusty finger

Brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your anus. This is most commonly observed and then sniffed.

After a short jog, Jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his anus. When he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb March 14, 2009

rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.

That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.

by Foreshadow Redemption July 5, 2006

rusty anchor

Both previous entries are incorrect.

A rusty anchor is when you (male) are sitting on your partners face getting a rim-job whilst the rim-jobber vigorously jacks you off.

My freak-ass old lady gave me a rusty anchor last night.

by squicker September 13, 2005

Rusty Bulldog

Homosexual sex between two gay men where gay guy #1 is in on all fours like a dog with his ball sack tucked between his legs. Gay guy #2 pukes on his own dick and gay guy #1's butthole resulting in both gay men grunting like bulldogs during orgasm.

"I heard balls slapping, vomit,2 orgasms and some dogs barking."

"Yeah those meat monkeys must have been doing the rusty bulldog!"

by Benjamin Russell February 17, 2009

Rusty Table

You are doing anal with a girl and you pull out and tit fuck her thus creating a "Rusty Table."

"You won't believe this man but last night my girlfriend let me give her a "Rusty Table!"

by T-PORTS September 12, 2012

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

by m3ow April 18, 2010

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014