rusty sweary

the act of a man shits on a grill cooks it to perfection then force feeds it to his sister in law
jack, i gave your wife a rusty sweary
by joe we May 17, 2008
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rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.
That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.
by Foreshadow Redemption July 03, 2006
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rusty anchor

Both previous entries are incorrect.

A rusty anchor is when you (male) are sitting on your partners face getting a rim-job whilst the rim-jobber vigorously jacks you off.
My freak-ass old lady gave me a rusty anchor last night.
by squicker August 04, 2005
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Rusty Bulldog

Homosexual sex between two gay men where gay guy #1 is in on all fours like a dog with his ball sack tucked between his legs. Gay guy #2 pukes on his own dick and gay guy #1's butthole resulting in both gay men grunting like bulldogs during orgasm.
"I heard balls slapping, vomit,2 orgasms and some dogs barking."

"Yeah those meat monkeys must have been doing the rusty bulldog!"
by Benjamin Russell February 17, 2009
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rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.
Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!
by UrbanTequila September 02, 2015
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rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.
Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey
by grady hernandez October 14, 2012
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The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.
Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.
by m3ow April 17, 2010
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