rusty sweary

the act of a man shits on a grill cooks it to perfection then force feeds it to his sister in law
jack, i gave your wife a rusty sweary
by joe we May 17, 2008
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rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.
That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.
by Foreshadow Redemption July 03, 2006
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rusty anchor

Both previous entries are incorrect.

A rusty anchor is when you (male) are sitting on your partners face getting a rim-job whilst the rim-jobber vigorously jacks you off.
My freak-ass old lady gave me a rusty anchor last night.
by squicker August 04, 2005
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Rusty Bulldog

Homosexual sex between two gay men where gay guy #1 is in on all fours like a dog with his ball sack tucked between his legs. Gay guy #2 pukes on his own dick and gay guy #1's butthole resulting in both gay men grunting like bulldogs during orgasm.
"I heard balls slapping, vomit,2 orgasms and some dogs barking."

"Yeah those meat monkeys must have been doing the rusty bulldog!"
by Benjamin Russell February 17, 2009
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rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.
Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey
by grady hernandez October 14, 2012
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Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 22, 2010
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.
Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.
by JonasVee November 23, 2010
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