Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the Robertmug. This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees
by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021
Get the Jack Robertsmug. A very awesome, smart, and funny young man. He is very nice to others and he gets all the ladies. Robert is a very wise man. He works his way out of a situation and he will take your breathe away. He is also a great war machine! And friend. Jackson is a guy who you can count on. You could put your life on the line for him and he would do anything for his friends and family. You can tell him everything and he won't tell. Everybody just loves being around him because he is sweet, kind, funny, fun and sometimes even charming. As well as A nice caring guy. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends. When he talks to people he makes their day light up. Super funny. He can be a total geek sometimes but it just makes him more likable. Tons of girls like him but he doesn't even notice. He is one of the most amazing people and best friends you'll ever have.
by gfvbvnsojfnrivsergojrnfdeorgnr March 11, 2021
Get the Robert Jacksonmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.mug. by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019
Get the Robert Wumug. The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
Get the robert constructionmug. When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
Get the Robert Mugabemug.