Ghost Ride

–verb (used with object)

1) To not show up for your date at all
2) Use a corny excuse to explain your absence

1) A bastard ghost ride one of my friend on their first date.
2) He tried to get away with it by ghost riding his way out of the hole.

by Robert Lo February 26, 2007

riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.

We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

dad's ride

The way wanna-be gangsters say "that's right".
Usually an "unnh!" is placed before this butchered phrase.

"Unnh! Dad's ride" the dumbass said as he won a bar bet about Matty Alou's batting average in 1966. .342

by Downvoting Victim April 21, 2018

g ride

a penis; girl ride; to wax a g-ride is to fuck a girl or to masturbate

"yo z what you did today?"
"eh just waxed my g-ride"

by 808pinay March 2, 2005

riding the train

when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark

"OMG, look, Coby's had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train."

by Steve Hagar July 20, 2008

Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011

Wild Ride

When a cabbie takes pasengers hostage and drives off crazy, so the passengers cannot flee the vehicle. Typically caused by a fare dispute or off-the-meter fares. Especially when ride is executed via roundabout routes. Especially when cabbie feels entitled to a surcharge or "tip" not entitled by law. Threats of wild rides are also used to coerce the hostages to pay up more than a customary tip. Also caused by fare-beating or where the passenger feels entitled to pay less than full fare, plus negotiated tip. Where the cabbie then feels entitled to make a "citizens arrest." And drives off crazy to "Go find a cop."

The cabbie took my wife on a wild ride to get a higher tip. The wild ride got her to put out. I should file a wild ride complaint with the Taxi Bureau. I didn't know that wild rides were legal. Is it legal to try to flee the vehicle if the cabbie takes you on a wild ride? Once I paid up the cabbie stopped his wild ride, and even let me get my luggage out of the trunk.

by Atlantis-2525 June 18, 2012