Russian Opium Cartel

the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes

Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut

by RussianOpiumCartelFanboy January 27, 2019

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

by musah March 28, 2021

Sexy russian singles

It's not a scam you should totally click the links trust me. Also your cars warranty has expired.

Find sexy Russian singles in your area.

by Drink water o13f October 7, 2021

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

Hot Russian Brides

The widest array of the most sought-after, intoxicating women in the world at your fingertips.

The first-class worldliness of Russian and Ukrainian beauties, coupled with their desire for lasting love, is a rare luxury that you can afford.

Hot Russian Brides will awaken your heart.

I found lasting love on Hot Russian Brides.

by UpLift September 1, 2016

russian space station

A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station

Thats the last time Tony and i agree to a Russian Space Station, we still aren't talking.

by muhahapuh June 5, 2017

russian pipe cleaner

The act of soaking a tampon in vodka, and inserting it into ones anus.

Matt got fucked up doing a russian pipe cleaner this weekend

by Drewbydew January 24, 2016