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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.
Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.
by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020
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Road man joe

The leader of all roadmen across the globe. He owns all puffer jackets.
Road man joe commanded his puffer bois.
by QueezySquid May 24, 2021
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drive by road head

To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.
Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?
by PFAT MIKE September 4, 2023
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dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.
Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.
by Franklyn H July 31, 2022
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fashion road kill

Anyone who is into fashion or Sex and the City knows about the time when Carrie fell flat on her face in the middle of the runway during the fashion show. So that's what it is its when you fall in the middle of the runway during a fashion show.
OMG-did u see her fall? She's massive fashion road kill.
by Primadonna August 10, 2004
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road kill week

Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.
Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006
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