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pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman September 16, 2008
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Pulled an Aaron

A popular phrase in the Philippines. When you typo a normal word into something Christian and wholesome.
"Oh man that was so god." - Guy 1
"Dude you mean good?" - Guy2
"Shit. I just pulled an Aaron." - Guy 1
by sudoDarkKnight June 18, 2014
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pulling a Rabadi

(verb) Where Roommate A proceeds to jerk off in his own bed 3 minutes after Roommate B turns off the lights - failing to notice or discern that there is absolutely no way that Roommate B could have fallen asleep in only 3 minutes.

Roommate A first climbs under the covers and opens his laptop in bed, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues close at hand on his nightstand, and proceeds to jerk off while watching some sort of porn. The masturbation includes moaning, creaking of the bed, and finally climaxes with Roommate A skeeting into his own bedsheets. Roommate B, in shock, then hears Roommate A go to sleep in his freshly skeeted sheets and tossing and turning in his own semen throughout the night.

Roommate B wakes up early the next day (Saturday morning) and witnesses Roommate A already awake (approximately 4-5 hours before he usually gets up on weekdays, let alone weekends) and gathering ONLY his semen filled bed sheets to take to the laundry room.
Jim: "Yo Jones, I heard a lot of sound coming from your room last night, did your roommate finally lose his virginity?"

Jones: "Nah man, he was pulling a Rabadi. Goddamn bastard didn't even wait for me to fall asleep."

Jim: "Damn, that dude has problems."
by silenceIsDiamonds March 18, 2011
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Pull a Quagmire

Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.

1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.

2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.

3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.

4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.

5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.

6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."

If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
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Pulling a MyBack

When you purposely ignore someone for the fun of it, and then pretend to get mad at them for cluttering up the chat room because they tried to reach you for a period of time. (this is via internet chat/ or texting)

This is named after a Gamer who's name was "MyBack" and would do this in group chat.
Man one: Hello! 9:30
Man one: Hello? 9:35
Man one: r u there? 9: 53
Man one: Plz answer! 10:00
Man one: It's important! 10:15
Man one: r u listening to me? 10:23
Man one: dude (or chick) PLEASE PICK UP IT'S IMPORTANT 10:43
Man one: ok ill see you later.... 10:54
Man two: SHUT UP 10:54 (one second later)
Man one: dude u r srsly pulling a myback
by @RichAbbottLOL January 13, 2015
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Pulling a hunter

Making a horrible joke, or saying something completely retarded in response to a normal statement.
John:God , I forgot to eat lunch.. im so hungry.

Tom: Lunch comes in the middle of the day.

Fred: WOW DUDE! way to go, you always find a way of pulling a hunter... idiot.
by Trosh23 June 21, 2008
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pull out

the worst protection ever .
it doesn't work because of the pre-cum and sometimes, guys just get lazy and forget to actually "pull out ."

& it's not fun during sex to have to start, stop, start, stop, etc .

so please, use the condom, or the pill .
we already have over 6 billion people in this world .
girl :"mom, what does "pull out" mean ?"
mom :"it's how we had you, sweetie ."
girl:"........"
by hi_im_dani March 15, 2009
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