by ravilka February 27, 2025
Get the pre-broke mug.The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating
Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
by Tay5117 September 4, 2017
Get the Pre-Game mug.Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
Get the Pre Nut Wisdom mug.The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."
"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023
Get the Pre Ketchup mug.A dab that is performed before the absolute completion of a task. This can be anything from dabbing after finishing an exam but before turning it in to dabbing after throwing a basketball but before it goes through the hoop. It's a form of claiming victory beforehand and asserting dominant confidence in a situation, but is very risky. Upon a pre-dabbing, one signs up for the risk of looking like an absolute idiot when the task fails.
Person A: "Dude, no way that grenade will land in the right spot."
Person B: "Just watch."
Person B throws a grenade in game out of sight behind a structure. Person B dabs preemptively, and the dab is shortly followed with the notification that he has successfully killed an enemy.
Person A: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU EVEN DID A PRE-DAB HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD LAND??"
Person B: "What did I tell you man? I got this."
Person B: "Just watch."
Person B throws a grenade in game out of sight behind a structure. Person B dabs preemptively, and the dab is shortly followed with the notification that he has successfully killed an enemy.
Person A: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU EVEN DID A PRE-DAB HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD LAND??"
Person B: "What did I tell you man? I got this."
by KoreanKatastrophe May 31, 2019
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"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
by Slapslop October 8, 2016
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