Pre dating

A type of relationship where it is more then friends and there commitment to get it to a couple stage but there is no time to go on dates.

People have a Pre dating relationship.

by JackCooper2003 January 12, 2025

Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025

Pre-Established Religion

Pre-established religions are religions that were established prior to the 20th century. (Ex. Judaism, Christianity, Paganism, Buddhism, etc)

B practices a Pre-Established Religion; I think it was Christianity forgot what branch though.

by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025

Pre-shack

Pre-shack agreement

Similar to a pre-nup agreement for the legally married! Especially in states that recognize common law marriage or just common law property! For example in Louisiana, they only recognize common law property and after a certain amount of lengthy cohabitation under the same roof.. entitlement rights to property becomes available for each person in the relationship of the domestic partnership!

I am so thankful that I had a pre-shack agreement after the demise of my former relationship!

by Wordsmith67 January 26, 2026

Pre-NewJersick

You have been walking in New Jersey for a while and you are starting to get Pre-NewJersick because that’s all you do at this point because of the boredom.

“All This Walking Has Me Pre-Newjersick I’m Buotta Vomit”

by MackATony January 28, 2026

Pre-Load

To eat an extremely heavy dense meal and then devour massive quantities of beans and other gas-producing foods within 1-2 hours afterward, so that the Titan Dump coming is intensely pressurized, resulting in a violent and uncontrollable assault upon the toilet.

I ate six bean burritos after that T-bone steak to pre-load. That toilet's gonna die today.

by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.

My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.

by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026