A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Playermug. Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
Get the Best Baseball Playermug. by Kkdiidieutuwhwhdj April 14, 2021
Get the Minecraft playermug. Someone who has been hurt so bad, they have to hurt others to feel. Mainly being caused by being heartbroken so harshy that they think the only way to love is to break others the way they have been broken before.
by alyssa/23 December 31, 2020
Get the Playermug. Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.
Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?
Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!
Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!
by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016
Get the trumbone playermug. by M4XTON January 12, 2024
Get the fennec playermug. by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022
Get the Nintendo switch playermug.