A Barnyard Pimp is a rooster. So called because the rooster has a pimp comb, a pimp strut, and a pimp sound.
Plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho's, ie the chickens. And, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.
Plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho's, ie the chickens. And, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.
Yo, its time to get up and get to work, the barnyard pimp is up making noise.
The hens haven't been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.
We need more chickens, we need to borrow yo' barnyard pimp.
The hens haven't been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.
We need more chickens, we need to borrow yo' barnyard pimp.
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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v. the act of using a child, family member, friend, or other person who is suffering in order to gain attention for yourself. normally used in a social networking environment to prompt comments of sympathy.
did you see cori's facebook status? she was really sympathy pimping her kid out.
"my baby is still not feeling well, he's so uncomfortable and looks so miserable, and now my poor hubby is home from work with a terrible migraine. he's downstairs asleep. my boys need to get well soon!"
"my baby is still not feeling well, he's so uncomfortable and looks so miserable, and now my poor hubby is home from work with a terrible migraine. he's downstairs asleep. my boys need to get well soon!"
by koshka December 23, 2009
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This data is like a whorehouse of mistakes and corruption but luckily I am a Data Pimp so I will just need some cash in advance before I fix it. Give me Yo Money!
by Jobert_Fresh June 2, 2011
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I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
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"Hey, did you see the video of the panda balancing on a cycle?"
"Yeah, totally, XYZ sent it to me."
"To me too. What a link pimp."
"Yeah, totally, XYZ sent it to me."
"To me too. What a link pimp."
by Swooshing March 13, 2012
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