sam parker

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his

bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker

by samsosexy June 8, 2025

sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

by samsosexy June 10, 2025

Cherelle Parker

A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.

"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."

"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."

"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."

by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025

Fudge Packer

A gay guy who’s really gay. Considered derogatory but gays say it a lot.

Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith are two sexy ass fudge packers.

by Bat loving fudge packer July 17, 2025

Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss

Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer

by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

greenbay packer

the best team in the NFL. the Greenbay Packers also own the Chicago Bears.

yo the greenbay packers are lowkey the best.

by walnutjr August 15, 2025