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Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
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A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
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Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."
by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014
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hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.
" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "
by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016
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Patts pipes is rash

Patts pipes is rash
by Tessiedraws January 7, 2022
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Pipe

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.
by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019
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