I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.

Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”

by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025

Boat

When two male friends have intercourse with a female immediately after each other.

“Hey Andrew do you wanna boat Abigail?”
“Hell yeah, but only if I go first”

by JeremySmith December 3, 2017

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

Bottom Boat

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

by Bobby Sinatra November 4, 2023

Boat

Slang word for "cool", "Fresh",or "awesome".

•Yooo,my man, dem shits is boat.
•Damn, is you gazing dis boat ass chain?

by Iendiegin May 17, 2018

Boating

When your planking on your toilet and your penis touches and goes into the water.

Gilbert G. “Bro I was just boating and my penis went back into my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018

a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019