Drunk button

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.

Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"

by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

drunk gurl

ONE HOT MUDDA! yea, thats right, i said it.

"dude, look how hott drunk girl is tonight..."

by MiLTF March 3, 2004

poopy drunk

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

by Magalicious September 19, 2008

spun drunk

Methamphetamine induced stupor.

After she hit the glass dick she was so loopy she was spun drunk.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

Biss Drunk

the act of getting totally sloshed, the drunkest you've ever been in your life. passing out before you leave the dorm room drunk.

Dude, we're totally getting biss drunk tonight..
Oh my god, she was so biss drunk she didn't even make it out of the dorm room to the party.

by strosehoes2014 December 13, 2010

love drunk

When you feel a certain way about someone, and they are upset with you or have rejected you. When you are love drunk, you are in love with someone you cant have or never will have...

"i am so lovedrunk"

or

"I feel so emotional and love drunk"

by 34cheerdepression April 13, 2015