retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"

by g ho October 30, 2007

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

by Salad tits cockney June 13, 2007

Wicked Retarded

1. Commonly coming from somebody who lives in Boston, this is the stupidest possible way to call something retarded or "not cool." Put simply it's a way to call something really dumb.

2. A phrase that connotes, "Hi. I'm from Southy and I'm a piece of shit. Please beat my ass."

Alternate(And in this case the proper) Spelling: Wicked Retahded.

"Mayn dood. That shit is wicked retarded!"

by Timmons February 11, 2006

retard strength

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.

Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital

by formfeeder October 13, 2006

Retard Awesome

When something is so epic and amazing that you loose yourself to the awesomeness, becoming as excited as a 'retard', when they jump up and down and their hands are flailing all about and such.

The concert was retard awesome, when the stobe hit and the pyro's went off, I was a slave to the music, the excitement overtook me.

by Shadow635 December 26, 2010

autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."

"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

Sexualy Retarded

A person who is either gay or can't get none of the opposite sex. If you can't get pussy if your a boy or if you can't get dick if your a girl. Or if you can't keep a girl/boy because of your dick/boobs/ass depending on your gender. Also someone who has a sexual disease.

Ex 1.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.

Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.

Loser 2-I can tell.

Ex 2.

Loser 1-Why can't I get any.

Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Oh.

Ex 3.

Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.

Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.

Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.

Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.

by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009